RS: Sounds like a plan. How did you hook up with the m4m-usa.com sponsorship?
Houston: They recognized my potential as a cock hurdler and said ‘damn, this fag is good, let’s get him laid a lot more.’ The challenge is always there to hurdle more and more cock, but sometimes I just give in and pounce on all the sweet cocks and asses... blame me?
RS: What role do you think the sponsorship has played in getting the word out there?
Houston: They helped me out a bit and I’m helping them, we are like fuck friends with even more benefits. I wasn’t able to sell my CDs for the first two months of the tour, it was a lot of bureaucratic red tape and the manufacturers were straight and from Canada.. They are cool at m4m, I like them a lot. They post my shows in the cities that m4m is in; I give out free shit. m4m-usa.com is a really great site where you can meet any type of guy you want and get exactly what u want, sexually. What could be better than that? Yes, I do have a free membership.
RS: How has the internet and your website affected your career?
Houston: My career is based on the internet. As soon as internet porn is outlawed, I’ll have nothing left to do with my time. It means back to magazines. I meet so many sexy and wonderful people online, it’s the best thing that’s happened to me since yesterday.
RS: Who are you working with in the studio?
Houston: Kaz Gamble from the Cooler Kids and Bad Ronald, who is my best friend from high school. He is the most stylish straight man I have ever known, he sets trends in style and music. He’s been the next big thing about 17 times so far. The only word I can think of is 'bird,’ as in the motherfukah is flyin' so high sometimes no one can see him.
RS: How is the CD coming?
Houston: At the moment, Kaz and I are putting together some gooey ideas from all my fun on this tour so far, but I wont have a full second CD until next year. My current EP 'Whores Have More Fun' is available on my site www.HoustonBernard.com The next recordings are a bit different than the last EP. I have a song called 'The Convincer' about an anal vibrator and another song called 'He Makes Such a Pretty Girl' about my love affair with a drag queen. My favorite line in that song I think is..'She can bring me joy that I never ever had cause she's sweet like my mom but hung like my dad.”
RS: Will you be looking to sign to a label or self-distribute?
Houston: I’m all about Do-It-Yourself, but when do I get to pay off my mom's house so she doesn’t have to work three jobs? That’s what I want to know. Most labels wont touch me right now because they think I’m as dirty as a public bathroom and been used just as much. So, I’ll be distributing myself to any sexy people that want it, anywhere they want it. But, the idea is to get my music to as many people who want it.
RS: I saw you on stage with THEM in NYC. How did you meet up with them?
Houston: T.H.E.M. , don’t forget the dots DJ Ron. They are the most warm and wonderful people I have ever known, in Los Angeles. They are so very talented and deserve every type of positive energy and good that exists in this world. I love T.H.E.M. !! We have done shows together and made love in their pink limo and at an all-gay orgy at a porn star’s house in the hills of LA. WE met online, like my mail order tranny bride.
RS: What's the best piece of advice that you got from your mother?
Houston: Wear Ur Rubber Raincoat ! !
